I sure wasn’t expecting this, youtube
Hobbit AU in which they’re all just a bunch of dorks playing d&d in Thorin’s basement
#YES I WANT THIS AU#IT WOULD BE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY#ORI AND KILI ESCAPE REGULARLY TO MAKE OUT#BOMBUR ALWAYS BRINGS NICE STUFF TO EAT BECAUSE THERES LEFTOVERS AT HIS RESTAURANT#GANDALF IS SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE DORKS WHO NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME HE PREPARED FOR THEM#THORIN IS SUPER INTO IT AND SNAPS AT EVERYONE WHO DROPS OUT OF CHARACTER#OMG YEAH I WANT THIS
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
Was there any other voice to read it in?